laurensays:

@laurenmasterson

(Source: nosdrinker, via walrustache)

laurenmasterson:

Taylor Swift sings about having endless amounts of fun when you’re 22, but what happens when you turn 23?

ONLY 90S KIDS WILL UNDERSTAND: THE DEFINITIVE RANKING OF LIFE’S TRAGEDIES FOR TWENTY-SOMETHINGS 

Taylor Swift sings about having endless amounts of fun when you’re 22, but what happens when you turn 23?

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zubat:

You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.

zubat:

You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.

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pauldilfnello:

Stephen Colbert Suit Porn.

John Malkovich’s Malkospritz edition, Apr 1st, 2014.

In the picture of him looking at his hand MY NAME IS WRITTEN ON HIS HAND HE IS LOOKING AT MY NAME