use this photo on the news if i ever go missing.
laurensays:
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shortly after this video was filmed, this man was found naked, eating the face of another human on a miami expressway.
(Source: partouse, via queen-poehler)
you’re welcome.
(Source: lizalovesmusic, via tinytruant)
community college?! with that spelling? you don’t say!
CHRIST ON A CRACKER, KATHLEEN.
paula pell, PAULA PELL, comedy queen of twitter, just started following me. she’s been an SNL writer for 300 years and only follows 156 people. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
(Source: ambassadorfaggot, via justinjewmanji)
‘So, do you make the pizzas in one of those uh, wood-burning ovens?’
‘No actually I think that they’re gas.’
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